Hair Disaster........

Guess what did i do one hour ago??>>
I CUT MY HAIR!!!! (myself)
Wait a minute.....
It's not EMO!!
I juz thought of cuttin it...
And so...
I did it.....
ALL BY MYSELF!!!
without a hair dresser!!!!
Anyway>it looks good....on me
Why, you ask....
It juz to.....
~save money>$$$
~save shampoo
~save time to bathe (i took bout 30 mins 2 bathe)
~save time to comb it
~save petrol to go to hair saloon

Finally....
~the end~

Late To School...

I'm late because
The baby cried.
I'm late because
My pet frog died.
I'm late because
My cat left town.
I'm late because
My goldfish drowned.
I'm late because
The road was blocked
By an alligator
Eating a rock.
What do you mean
I overslept?
That's the dumbest excuse
I've heard yet.